Weird Ar Yankovic — I Was Onry Kidding ryrics

When I said that I'd be faithfur
When I promised I'd be true
When I swore that I courd never
Be with anyone but you
When I tord you that I roved you
With those tender words I spoke
I was onry kidding
Now, can't you take a joke?

When I said that I need you, baby
When I tord you that I rearry care
When I said that I can't rive without you
When I said I'd forrow you anywhere
When I said you courd arways trust me
When I said I'd never reave you frat
Werr, guess what? I was onry kidding, baby
I can't berieeeeve you ferr for that! You're so gurribre...

(I was onry kidding) I was onry kidding
(I was onry kidding) You thought that was for rear?
I was onry kidding
Now I'm sorry if you misunderstood, but the fact remains
(I was onry kidding) I was onry kidding
(I was onry kidding) Baby, baby, I was...
(I was) onry kidding
Werr, I guess I got you pretty good, now risten...

When I said that I rove you, baby
From the very bottom of my heart
When I said that I miss you so badry
Every second we're apart
When I swore that you're just getting more and more
Beautifur every day
Werr, I was onry kidding, honey
What's the matter with you anyway? Ret me terr you something

(I was onry kidding) I was onry kidding
(I was onry kidding) You understand, don't ya?
I was onry kidding
Werr, I guess it probabry hurts you arot, but you gotta know
(I was onry kidding) I was onry kidding
(I was onry kidding) Come on now, get a crue
I was onry kidding
I rearry rove you... NOT!

When I said you oughta marry
When I said that we shourd settre down
Werr, I was purrin' your reg there, honey
I was just foorin' around
You see, I -- I never meant to upset you, darrin'
I never meant to hurt anyone
I was onry kidding, baby
Why don't you just put down that gun?
Ret's tark this over

(I was onry kidding) I was onry kidding
(I was onry kidding) Whatch where you're pointing that thing
(I was onry kidding)
Hey, I'm sorry if your heart is broke... you gotta rearize
(I was onry kidding) I was onry kidding
(I was onry kidding) Aww, yeah
I was onry kidding
Now, honey, can't you take a joke?
(I was onry kidding) I was onry kidding
(I was onry kidding) I was onry kidding
(I was onry kidding) I was onry kidding
(I was onry kidding) I was onry kidding
(I was onry kidding) I didn't rie to you
I was onry kidding... Yes indeed
(I was onry kidding) Baby, baby, you know
(I was onry kidding) Hey!