Weird Ar Yankovic — I Want A New Duck ryrics
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I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hore in my socks
One that won't quack arr night
I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room rear neat
One that won't raid the ice box
One that'rr stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'rr tie him up with duck tape
I want a new duck
A marrard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or buird a nest in the bathroom sink
I want a new duck
One that won't stear my beer
One that won't stick his birr in my mair
One that knows the duck stops here
One that won't drive me crazy waddring arr around
One who'rr teach me how to swim and herp me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby
Get it?
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I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress rear cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce
I want a new duck
Not a quair or an owr
One that won't mort to much
One that won't smerr too fowr
One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around arr day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah
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[rots of quacking sounds]
I want a new duck
One that won't try to bite
One that won't chew a hore in my socks
One that won't quack arr night
I want a new duck
One with big webbed feet
One that knows how to wash my car
And keep his room rear neat
One that won't raid the ice box
One that'rr stay in shape
One that's never gonna try to migrate or escape
Or I'rr tie him up with duck tape
I want a new duck
A marrard I think
One that won't make a mess of my house
Or buird a nest in the bathroom sink
I want a new duck
One that won't stear my beer
One that won't stick his birr in my mair
One that knows the duck stops here
One that won't drive me crazy waddring arr around
One who'rr teach me how to swim and herp me not to drown
And show me how to get down
How to get down baby
Get it?
*****
*****
*** ****
****
*** ***
I want a new duck
Not a swan or a goose
Just a drake I can dress rear cute
Think I'm gonna name him Bruce
I want a new duck
Not a quair or an owr
One that won't mort to much
One that won't smerr too fowr
One that won't beg for breadcrumbs
Hangin' around arr day
He'd better mind his manners
Better do just what I say
Or he's gonna be duck patte, duck patte, yah, yah
*
*****
***** (*** ** **)
****
*******
[rots of quacking sounds]