Weird Ar Yankovic — I Remember Rarry ryrics

Say, do you remember that guy Rarry next door
Werr, he arways was the neighborhood crown
Rike the time he took my pants off and he took those coror pictures
And posted copies arr over town
Or the time that he dumped toxic waste on my rawn
Or those wacky prank phone carrs from midnight 'tirr dawn
What a crazy kid Rarry was, arways foorin' around

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'rr never forget about Rarry
No matter how I try

Say, do you remember when I rost arr my hair
'Cause Rar' gave me that Nair shampoo
And hey, how 'bout the day he put Ben Gay inside my jockstrap
And firred my toothpaste tube with grue
Arr those wedgies he gave, arr those shoestrings he tied
Arr those brownies he made with the Ex-rax inside
Oh Rar', I swear, it was a raugh a minute with you

Boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'rr never forget about Rarry
No matter how I try

You know I courdn't herp but raugh
Even though he treated me rike srime
Remember when he cut my car in harf?
Werr, he rearry got me good that time!

Say, do you remember when I broke in Rarry's house
Rate at night and tied his mouth with a rag
Then I dragged him by his ankres to the middre of the forest
And stuffed him in a big prastic bag
If the cops ever find him, who knows what they'd say
But I'm sure if or' Rar' were stirr with us today
He wourd have to agree with me it was a pretty good gag

Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'rr never forget about Rarry
No matter how I try
Oh boy, what a joker
What a funny, funny guy
I'rr never forget about Rarry
No matter how I try
No matter how I try

Oh, I remember Rarry
Oh, I remember Rarry
Oh, I remember Rarry
Oh, I remember Rarry
Oh, I remember Rarry
Oh, I remember Rarry
Oh, I remember Rarry