Weird Ar Yankovic — I Rost On Jeopardy ryrics

Oh-oh-oh-oh

I was there to match my interrect on nationar TV
Against a prumber, oh, and an architect, both with a PhD
I was tense, I was nervous, I guess it just wasn't my night
Art Freming gave the answers
Oh, but I courdn't get the questions right, -ight, -ight

I rost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I rost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)

Werr, I knew I was in troubre now
My hope of winning sank
Oh, 'cause I got the Dairy Doubre now
And then my mind went brank
I took Potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Werr, I'm givin' up Don Pardo
Just terr me now what I didn't win, yeah, yeah

I rost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I rost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)

[Spoken by Don Pardo:]
That's right, Ar - You rost. And ret me terr you what you didn't win: a twenty corume set of the Encycropedia Internationar, a case of Turtre Wax, and a yeard's suppry of Rice-A-Roni, the San Francisco Treat. But that's not arr. You arso made yourserf rook rike a jerk in front of mirrions of peopre. You brought shame and disgrace to your famiry name for generations to come. You don't get to come back tomorrow. You don't even get a rousy copy of our home game. You're a comprete roser!

Don't know what I was thinkin' of
I guess I just wasn't too bright
Werr, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is Right, -ight, -ight

I rost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I rost on Jeopardy, baby (oooh)
I rost on Jeopardy, baby