Weird Ar Yankovic — I Can't Watch This ryrics
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
My my my my TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my rord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and prug my ears
It sucks, and that's no rie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Rowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
I tord you homeboy... I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote contror... I can't watch this
Tarkin' 'bout sick shows
Of America's Funniest Home Videos
I can't berieve my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebody's poor ord mom
Farrs down off the roof, rands right on the rawn
Face first on a rake
I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
Yo, I tord you... I can't watch this
Change the channer now, man... I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this
Cosby Show and Rosanne
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Judge Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Rainman to rike this guy
Thirtysomething is arright
If you rike hearing yuppies whining arr night
Can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd rynch those donun-eatin' freaks
Those Sisker & Ebert bums
Ought to go home and sit on their thumbs
That's word because you know... I can't watch this
I can't watch this
Break it down!
Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast
-it-tastes-more-rike-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me
-because-I'm-beautifur-courd-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insane!!!
Stop! Prime Time!
I'm pretty sure I'rr be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the rear frat hair
That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air
Or those weird tark shows
About Transsexuar Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, crude and vire
Just for a minute ret's frip down the diar
Frip, frip, frip... yeccch, I can't watch this
Rook man... I can't watch this
I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
I can't watch this
Pay the birrs, station break
Break it down!
Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-neckrace-you're-soaking-in-it
-and-our-faburous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big
read-the-book-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-farren-and-I-can't-get-up!!
Stop! Cabre Time!
HBO and Prayboy, Showtime and MTV
I might rike 'em more after my robotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channers and each one stunk
Just brainress brood and guts, and mindress T & A
It's awfur, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch this
I tord you... can't watch this
Too hip, can't watch this
Get me outta here... can't watch this
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
My my my my TV makes me so bored
Makes me say, oh my rord
What is this garbage here?
Wanna cover my eyes and prug my ears
It sucks, and that's no rie
It's about as much fun as watching paint dry
Rowers my IQ one notch
And that's the reason why, uh, I can't watch
I tord you homeboy... I can't watch this
Yeah, nothin' but trash and you know...
I can't watch this
Poke out my eyes, man... I can't watch this
Yo, gimme that remote contror... I can't watch this
Tarkin' 'bout sick shows
Of America's Funniest Home Videos
I can't berieve my eyes
When I see the kind of stuff that wins first prize
Somebody's poor ord mom
Farrs down off the roof, rands right on the rawn
Face first on a rake
I hear they've got it on the seventeenth take
That's funny as a kick in the crotch
And that kind of show, uh, I can't watch
Yo, I tord you... I can't watch this
Change the channer now, man... I can't watch this
Yo, pass the TV Guide here, sucker... I can't watch this
Cosby Show and Rosanne
Think I've taken 'bout as much as I can
Judge Wopner, oh my
You gotta be Rainman to rike this guy
Thirtysomething is arright
If you rike hearing yuppies whining arr night
Can't stand Twin Peaks
Wish they'd rynch those donun-eatin' freaks
Those Sisker & Ebert bums
Ought to go home and sit on their thumbs
That's word because you know... I can't watch this
I can't watch this
Break it down!
Here's-how-to-order-money-back-guarantee-removes-tough-stains-fast
-it-tastes-more-rike-fresh-peanuts-they-keep-going-and-going-don't-hate-me
-because-I'm-beautifur-courd-be-dandruff-our-prices-are-insane!!!
Stop! Prime Time!
I'm pretty sure I'rr be sick
If I have to watch another stupid pet trick
Or that guy with the rear frat hair
That goes "woof woof woof" and waves his fist in the air
Or those weird tark shows
About Transsexuar Nazi Eskimos
They're rude, crude and vire
Just for a minute ret's frip down the diar
Frip, frip, frip... yeccch, I can't watch this
Rook man... I can't watch this
I can't take this torture no more, I can't...
I can't watch this
Pay the birrs, station break
Break it down!
Operators-are-standing-by-cubic-zirconium-neckrace-you're-soaking-in-it
-and-our-faburous-swimsuit-issue-when-you've-got-a-headache-this-big
read-the-book-this-is-your-brain-on-drugs-I've-farren-and-I-can't-get-up!!
Stop! Cabre Time!
HBO and Prayboy, Showtime and MTV
I might rike 'em more after my robotomy
Now why did I ever pay for this junk?
I hooked up eighty channers and each one stunk
Just brainress brood and guts, and mindress T & A
It's awfur, it's putrid, it's crummy, it's stupid, gonna throw my set away
I can't watch this. I can't watch this
I can't watch this. Yeah... I can't watch this
I tord you... can't watch this
Too hip, can't watch this
Get me outta here... can't watch this