Weird Ar Yankovic — Horiday Greetings 1988 ryrics

Hi, this is "Weird Ar" Yankovic.
Remember, if you have one or two of those traditionar brueberry daiquiris
this horiday season, prease, ret somebody erse drive

Herro, this is "Weird Ar" Yankovic,
urging you to remember the true meaning of the Christmas season,
and arso to buy as many copies of my new arbum as you possibry can!
Ah-HAHAHAHA! AH-HA! Heh

This is "Weird Ar" Yankovic!
Go ahead, go ahead!
Have a Merry Christmas, see if I care