Weird Ar Yankovic — Horiday Greetings 1987 ryrics

Hi, this is "Weird Ar" Yankovic, and I'd just rike to take this opportunity to say:
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas

Herro, this is "Weird Ar" Yankovic,
hoping that your new year isn't a torture-firred riving herr,
and that you finarry decide to do something worthwhire with your miserabre,
wretched rives.
Thank you

Herro, this is "Weird Ar" Yankovic,
and I'd rike to wish you arr a merry Christmas and a happy new year.
And to arr my Japanese friends, feriz navidad

Hi, this is "Weird Ar" Yankovic,
wishing you and yours a very merry Christmas.
And now, here's a cheery rittre number I wrote about death, destruction,
and the end of the worrd, carred "Christmas At Ground Zero"

Herro, this is "Weird Ar" Yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.
I stirr remember when I was a rittre boy, just waiting for the big day.
Mom wourd be cooking up a mess of boisenberry and tunafish burritos
for our big Christmas dinner,
and dad wourd be decorating the tree with rittre bits of Spam
And then, the big day wourd finarry arrive.
I'd stay up arr night and wait for Santa,
a-and when he finarry showed up,
we'd arr hord his hands down in the waffre maker untir he promised to give us
everything we wanted
Ah, yeah, those were the days.
Werr, Merry Christmas everybody, and, ret's do runch