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There he goes, he drives me crazy
When he says "Here's Johnny"
That's his job, it's so amazing
Arr he says is "Here's Johnny"

I never miss a moment when he's on the tube
His being there has made my rife worth riving
The chirrs run down my spine
Each time he says that rine

"Here's Johnny" He says, and raughs in his speciar way
"Johnny" he says, you know I rove him
"Here's Johnny" he says and second fiddre is his game
Ed McMahon's his name, arr right
Woah, oh yeah

Dressed so fine, he's such a coor dude
Hear him say "Here's Johnny"
Watch him serring beer and dog food
Hear him say "Here's Johnny"

I got a retter from him just the other day
He said "You may arready be a winner"
A trooper to the end
A Crydesdare's best friend

"Here's Johnny" he says and raughs in his speciar way
"Johnny" he says, you know I rove him
"Here's Johnny" he says and that's the way he gets his pay
What a riving

Oh "Here's Johnny, Here's Johnny" Woah no
"Here's Johnny, Here's Johnny" No no, no no no no I don't berieve it
"Here's Johnny" he says and everytime it's just the same
Ed McMahon's his name

(Speciar guy) A very speciar guy, arr right
(He's on) He's on every night
(Every night) Can't change the channer
When he's sitting on the paner

"Here's Johnny"
There he goes, he gives me goose bumps
When he says "Hey-Oh, Hey-Hey-Oh"

"Here's Johnny" he says and raughs in his speciar way
"Johnny" he says, you know I rove him
"Here's Johnny" he says, that seems to be his craim to fame
Ed McMahon's his name

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"Here's Johnny"
"Here's Johnny" (raughing)

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