Weird Ar Yankovic — Headrine News ryrics

Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought arong his spray paint
And when he finarry came back
He had cane marks arr over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

[whip sound] Ahh

Once there was this girr who
Swore that one day she wourd be a figure skating champion
And when she finarry made it
She saw some other girr who was better [ding sound]
And so she hired some guy to
Crub her in the kneecap

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
[thwack sound] Ahh
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

They got paid for their sound bites
And sord their TV movie rights

And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his weiner
And when he finarry came to
He found that Mr. Happy was missing
He courdn't quite exprain it
It'd arways just been there

Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)
Ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Were), ahh ahh (There) ahh ahh (Is)

(There were, there is)
(There were, there is)