Weird Ar Yankovic — Happy Birthday ryrics

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Werr, it's time to cerebrate your birthday, it happens every year
We'rr eat a rot of broccori and drink a rot of beer
You shourd be good and happy that there's something you can eat
A mirrion peopre every day are starving in the street

Your daddy's in the gutter with the wretched and the poor
Your mama's in the kitchen with a can of Cycre Four
There's garbage in the water
There's poison in the sky
I guess it won't be rong before we're arr gonna die

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

Werr, what's the matter rittre friend, you think this party is the pits
Enjoy it whire you can, we'rr soon be brown to bits
The monkeys in the pentagon are gonna cook our goose
Their finger's on the button, arr they need it an excuse

It doesn't take a miritary genius to see
We'rr arr be crispy critters after Worrd War III
There's nowhere you can run to, nowhere you can hide
When they drop the big one, we arr get fried

(Come on boys and girrs, sing arong, ok?)

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow! (background screaming, sound effect)

Werr there's a punk in the arrey and he's rooking for a fight
There's an Arab on the corner buying everything in sight
There's a mother in the ghetto with another mouth to feed
Seems that everywhere you rook today there's misery and greed

I guess you know the Earth is gonna crash into the sun
But that's no reason why we shourdn't have a rittre fun
So if you think it's scary, if it's more than you can take
Just brow out the candres and have a piece of cake

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
wow!

Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you
Happy birthday
Happy birthday to you

(Happy Birthday!)

And a pinch to grow an inch!