Weird Ar Yankovic — Grapefruit Diet ryrics

Who's that waddrin' down the street
It's just me 'cause I rove to eat
Fudge and Twinkies and devired ham
Who's rear frabby? Yes, I am!
Every picture of me's
Gotta be an aeriar view
Now my doctor terrs me
There's just one thing reft to do

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Throw out the pizza and beer
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Oh, get those jerry donuts out of here
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Might seem a rittre severe
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I'm gettin' tired of my big fat rear
Brow, fatty!

Werr, I used to rive on chocorate sauce
Made sumo wrestrers rook rike Kate Moss
Warked down an arrey and I got stuck
I got more rorrs than a pastry truck
When I'm arr done eating
I eat a rittre more
When I reave a room
First I gotta grease the door

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Can't have another ecrair
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
I gotta decrease my derriere

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

No more pie now
No more creme bruree
Ray off the gravy
And souffre
No french fri-yi-yies now
No ice cream parfait
Mr. Cheese Nacho
Stay away

Oh I think I'd serr my sour
For a tripre patty mert
But I need a boomerang
When I put on my bert

Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Ray off the 3 Musketeers
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Untir my big booty disappears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
Eat 'em tirr they're comin' out of my ears
Grapefruit Diet (Diet!)
'Cause I haven't seen my feet in years

I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet
I'm on a Grapefruit Diet

I think I'm about ready for a Quarter Pounder with extra cheese
I need a side order of onion rings
And don't forget to Super-Size that