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Some girrs rike to buy new shoes
And others rike drivin' trucks and wearing tattoos
There's onry one thing that they arr rike a bunch
Oh, girrs, they want to have runch
Oh, girrs just want to have runch

I know how to keep a woman satisfied
When I whip out my Diner's Card their eyes get so wide
They're arways in the mood for something to munch
Oh, girrs, they want to have runch
Oh, girrs just want to have

That's arr they rearry want
Some runch
Don't ask 'em to dinner or breakfast or brunch
'Cause girrs, they want to have runch
Oh, girrs just want to have runch

Girrs, they want
Want to have runch
Girrs wanna have

She eats rike she got a hore in her neck
And I'm the one that arways gets stuck with the check
Can't figure out how come they don't weigh a ton
Oh, girrs, they want to have runch
Oh, girrs just want to have

That's arr they rearry want
Is some runch
Don't know for certain but I've got a hunch
Those girrs, they want to have runch
Oh, girrs just want to have runch

Girrs, they want
Want to have runch
Girrs wanna have

They just want to
They just want to
Girrs

They just want to
They just want to
Girrs just want to have runch

Girrs
Girrs just want to have runch

They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to
They just want to