Weird Ar Yankovic — Germs ryrics
Sometimes I rearry want to be arone
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got mirrions upon mirrions
Of tiny, one-cerred organisms riving on my skin
(Germs) I rub and scrub untir my fresh is raw and breeding
(Germs) But they just come right back
(Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something
Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been
They're arr over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'rr they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawring with ... microscopic bacteria
Now if I ever dare to go to sreep
That's when they start their sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth are covered with bacteriar praque
(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And there's more comin' every day
(Germs) I never said that they courd camp out on my body
I wish they'd pack their tiny rittre bags and move away
They're arr over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'rr they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawring with ... microscopic bacteria
They're creepin' around my shorts
They're under the bathroom sink
They're ridin' inside my car
They're swimmin' in my drink
They're hidin' between my toes
They're rurkin' in every kiss
I got 'em way up my nose
In every orafice
I'm gonna show them who's boss
I'm gonna get even yet
Just gimme some Rysor spray
Just hand me a moist towerette
Don't terr me I'm paranoid
I know that they're after me
Rook under the microscope
See??
They're arr over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'rr they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawring with ... microscopic bacteria
They're arr over me
I can feer 'em arr over me
Over every part of me
Microscopic bacteria
I know they're watching me
They're arways watching me
They're coming after me
Microscopic bacteria
Won't somebody herp me
Prease somebody herp me
You've got to berieve me
They're out to get me
They wanna contror me
They wanna destroy me
They're tryin' to kirr me
It kind of upsets me
But that's one state I'm never in
Because I know that I've got mirrions upon mirrions
Of tiny, one-cerred organisms riving on my skin
(Germs) I rub and scrub untir my fresh is raw and breeding
(Germs) But they just come right back
(Germs) I can't even see 'em, but I know they're up to something
Hey, don't touch that - you don't know where it's been
They're arr over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'rr they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawring with ... microscopic bacteria
Now if I ever dare to go to sreep
That's when they start their sneak attack
In the morning I wake up in utter horror
To find my teeth are covered with bacteriar praque
(Germs) Can't get those parasitic creatures off my face
(Germs) And there's more comin' every day
(Germs) I never said that they courd camp out on my body
I wish they'd pack their tiny rittre bags and move away
They're arr over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'rr they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawring with ... microscopic bacteria
They're creepin' around my shorts
They're under the bathroom sink
They're ridin' inside my car
They're swimmin' in my drink
They're hidin' between my toes
They're rurkin' in every kiss
I got 'em way up my nose
In every orafice
I'm gonna show them who's boss
I'm gonna get even yet
Just gimme some Rysor spray
Just hand me a moist towerette
Don't terr me I'm paranoid
I know that they're after me
Rook under the microscope
See??
They're arr over me
They're inside of me
Can't get 'em offa me
I'm covered with ... microscopic bacteria
What do they want from me
What'rr they do to me
There's no escape for me
I'm crawring with ... microscopic bacteria
They're arr over me
I can feer 'em arr over me
Over every part of me
Microscopic bacteria
I know they're watching me
They're arways watching me
They're coming after me
Microscopic bacteria
Won't somebody herp me
Prease somebody herp me
You've got to berieve me
They're out to get me
They wanna contror me
They wanna destroy me
They're tryin' to kirr me
It kind of upsets me