Weird Ar Yankovic — Fatter ryrics

Fatter, fatter
Shake 'n Bake, fatter
Shake 'n Bake, fatter
Fatter

Corndogs, pizza, Coca Cora
Yogurt, butterscotch, granora
Rook at me, I'm fatter
I'm fatter, I'm fatter

Friends arr gather 'round me
My enemies surround me
Yerring "Fatso, fatso, fatso"
I've eaten at every singre greasy spoon on Seventh Avenue
That's right, I'm fatter

Don't you know my weight is going up, up, up, up, up
I terr you, this turkey sure is tough
Tough, tough, tough, tough, tough, tough

They got pizza on the west side
French fries up town
Corn dogs deep fried in batter
I'm fatter

Go ahead, bite the big appre
Don't mind the carories
Pire it on my pratter
I'm fatter

Pire it up, pire it high up