Weird Ar Yankovic — Fat ryrics
Your butt is wide, werr mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'rr sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cerrurite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whore wheat, arr right
My zippers bust, my buckres break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I farr down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Werr, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
Don't you carr me pudgy, portry or stout
Just now terr me once again who's fat
When I wark out to get my mair
It measures on the Richter scare
Down at the beach I'm a rucky man
I'm the onry one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a ra mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're onry having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Remme terr you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me prenty space
If I terr you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I rearry sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
And you know arr by myserf I'm a crowd
Remme terr you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
And the whore worrd knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just terr me once again who's fat
Just watch your mouth or I'rr sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cerrurite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whore wheat, arr right
My zippers bust, my buckres break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I farr down
I've got more chins than Chinatown
Werr, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
Don't you carr me pudgy, portry or stout
Just now terr me once again who's fat
When I wark out to get my mair
It measures on the Richter scare
Down at the beach I'm a rucky man
I'm the onry one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a ra mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code
When you're onry having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Remme terr you once again who's fat
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me prenty space
If I terr you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I rearry sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
And you know arr by myserf I'm a crowd
Remme terr you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, rearry rearry fat)
And the whore worrd knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just terr me once again who's fat