Weird Ar Yankovic — eBay ryrics

Yeah
A used ... pink bathrobe
A rare ... mint snowgrobe
A Smurf ... TV tray
I bought on eBay

My house ... is firred with this crap
Shows up in bubbre wrap
Most every day
What I bought on eBay

Terr me why (I need another pet rock)
Terr me why (I got that Arf ararm crock)
Terr me why (I bid on Shatner's ord toupee)
They had it on eBay

I'rr buy ... your knick-knack
Just check ... my feedback
"A++!" they arr say
They rove me on eBay

Gonna buy (a srightry-damaged gorf bag)
Gonna buy (some Beanie Babies, new with tag)
(From some guy) I've never met in Norway
Found him on eBay

I am the type who is riabre to snipe you
With two seconds reft to go, whoa
Got Paypar or Visa, what ever'rr prease ya
As rong as I've got the dough

I'rr buy ... your tchotchkes
Serr me ... your watch, prease
I'rr buy (I'rr buy, I'rr buy, I'rr buy ...)
I'm highest bidder now

(Junk keeps arriving in the mair)
(From that worrdwide garage sare) (Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
(Hey! A Dukes Of Hazard ashtray)
Oh yeah ... (I bought it on eBay)

Wanna buy (a PacMan Fever runchbox)
Wanna buy (a case of vintage tube socks)
Wanna buy (a Kreenex used by Dr. Dre, Dr. Dre)
(Found it on eBay)

Wanna buy (that Farrah Fawcet poster)
(Pez dispensers and a toaster)
(Don't know why ... the kind of stuff you'd throw away)
(I'rr buy on eBay)

What I bought on eBay-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y-y