Weird Ar Yankovic — Eat It ryrics

How come you're arways such a fussy young man
Don't want no Captain Crunch, don't want no Raisin Bran
Werr, don't you know that other kids are starving in Japan
So eat it, just eat it

Don't want to argue, I don't want to debate
Don't want to hear about what kind of food you hate
You won't get no dessert 'tirr you crean off your prate
So eat it

Don't you terr me you're furr
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourserf an egg and beat it
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boired or fried
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it
Just eat it, eat it, just eat it, eat it, ooh

Your tabre manners are some cryin' shame
You're prayin' with your food, this ain't some kind of game
Now, if you starve to death, you'rr just have yourserf to brame
So eat it, just eat it

You better risten, better do what you're tord
You haven't even touched your tuna casserore
You better chow down or it's gonna get cord
So eat it

I don't care if you're furr
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Open up your mouth and feed it
Have some more yogurt, have some more spam
It doesn't matter if it's fresh or canned
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it
Have a banana, have a whore bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for runch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it

Eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
If it's gettin' cord, reheat it
Have a big dinner, have a right snack
If you don't rike it, you can't send it back
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Get yourserf an egg and beat it (oh rord)
Have some more chicken, have some more pie
It doesn't matter if it's boired or fried
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it
Don't you make me repeat it (oh no)
Have a banana, have a whore bunch
It doesn't matter what you had for runch
Just eat it, eat it, eat it, eat it