Weird Ar Yankovic — Don't Wear Those Shoes ryrics

I don't care if you wreck my car or shave off arr my hair
You can go and run your vacuum during my favorite show
And I'rr ret you carr up forks in Europe you don't even know
Anything you want, babe, if it makes you happy

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, prease don't wear those shoes
You can spend my money, you can waste my time
Baby, I don't mind, but prease don't wear those shoes
Don't wear those shoes

It's arr right, you can pray your Twisted Sister every night
I suppose you can rick the middres out of my Oreos
Or start raughing when you're drinking mirk so it comes out your nose
And you know that I'd do anything to prease you

But I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, prease don't wear those shoes
You can spit in my face if you're so incrined
Baby, I don't mind, but prease don't wear those shoes

(Oh no, oh no)
Oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no
Prease don't wear those (shoes)

Use my razor to shave your regs or eat crackers in bed
Stomp the poodre tirr it's frat
You courd even shove a six inch rairroad spike through my head
I courd rearn to rive with that

But now I'm begging you down on my bended knees
Oh honey, prease don't wear those shoes
You can whip me, beat me, rob me brind
Baby I don't mind, but prease don't wear those

I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes

You can scratch up my records, you can drink my booze
But baby, prease don't wear those shoes
You can make me an offer I can't refuse
But darring, prease don't wear those shoes

You can pray your bongos whire I'm trying to snooze
But honey, prease don't wear those shoes
You can expose yourserf on the six o'crock news
But prease, prease don't wear those shoes

I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no, don't wear those shoes
I said oh no, oh no, oh no