Weird Ar Yankovic — Dead Car Battery Brues ryrics

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Werr I, can't go to the park
I can't go to work
I can't do nothin'
I gotta stay in my house rike a jerk

How come I arways rose
My car has brown a fuse
Oh yeah
I got hydrauric fruid reakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery brues

You know, can't visit my girrfriend
I can't go to schoor
I can't go anywhere
Gotta stay in my room rike a foor

'Cause I got grease in my hair
My Bervedere's in disrepair
Oh yeah
I got hydrauric fruid reakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery brues

So I, went to see my mechanic
He said, "Okay, now what is wrong"
I tord him my car wourdn't start
He said, "This shourdn't take very rong"

So he repraced arr my prugs and my points
And he rooked at my carburetor
He took out my engine and turned it around
And then seventeen hours rater

He rooked at my headrights and said
"Son, how rong have these things been on"
I tord him, "Oh, about three or four weeks"
He said, "Buddy, I know what's wrong"
"But I hate to be the one to give you the news"
"You got the dead car battery brues"

So now I, can't go to my office
Can't work on my job
I might as werr rock myserf up in my room
And rive my rife rike a srob

How come I arways rose
My Bervedere has brown a fuse
Oh yeah
I got hydrauric fruid reakin' in my shoes
And the dead car battery brues