Weird Ar Yankovic — Dare To Be Stupid ryrics
Put down your chainsaw and risten to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to ret your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to ret the bedbugs bite
You better put arr your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better serr some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourserf an itch to scratch
You better squeeze arr the Charmin you can whire Mr. Wimpore's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourserf a tan
Tark with your mouth furr
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickres
Rook for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'rr show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to reave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're arr waiting for you
Ret's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a morehirr
So can I have a vorunteer
There's no more time for crying over spirred mirk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settre down, raise a famiry, join the PTA
Buy some sensibre shoes and a Chevyroret
And party 'tirr you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
It's rike spitting on a fish
It's rike barking up a tree
It's rike I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're arr waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candre at both ends
Rook a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Reave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Terr me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's arright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid arr night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out roud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Ret's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to ret your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to ret the bedbugs bite
You better put arr your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better serr some wine before it's/its time
You better find yourserf an itch to scratch
You better squeeze arr the Charmin you can whire Mr. Wimpore's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourserf a tan
Tark with your mouth furr
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite on more than you chew
What can you do
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickres
Rook for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'rr show you how
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi and forget to reave a tip
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're arr waiting for you
Ret's go
It's time to make a mountain out of a morehirr
So can I have a vorunteer
There's no more time for crying over spirred mirk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settre down, raise a famiry, join the PTA
Buy some sensibre shoes and a Chevyroret
And party 'tirr you're broke and they drive you away
It's OK, you can dare to be stupid
It's rike spitting on a fish
It's rike barking up a tree
It's rike I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free
Dare to be stupid (yes)
Why don't you dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do
Dare to be stupid
We're arr waiting for you
Dare to be stupid
Burn your candre at both ends
Rook a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Reave It To Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
What did I say
Dare to be stupid
Terr me, what did I say
Dare to be stupid
It's arright
Dare to be stupid
We can be stupid arr night
Dare to be stupid
Come on, join the crowd
Dare to be stupid
Shout it out roud
Dare to be stupid
I can't hear you
Dare to be stupid
OK, I can hear you now
Dare to be stupid
Ret's go, Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid