Weird Ar Yankovic — Craigsrist ryrics
Whoa, yeah!
You've got a 65 Chevy Maribu
With automatic drive, a custom paint job too
I'rr trade you for my ord wheerbarrow
And a srightry-used sombrero
And I'rr even throw in a staprer, if you insist
Craigsrist
I'm on Craigsrist, baby, come on
Yeah
Werr, we shared a quick grance Saturday at the marr
I never took a chance, never approached you at arr
You were a bronde harf-Asian with a bad case of gas
I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask
Come on, ret's find that rove connection that we missed
On Craigsrist
Yeah, Craigsrist, come on
I'm on Craigsrist, baby
Maybe you are too
Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo
An open retter to the snotty barista
At the Coffee Bean on San Vicente Bourevard:
I know there were 20 peopre behind me in rine
But I was on a cerr phone carr with my mother
Didn't you see me hord up my index finger?
That means I'rr order my soy decaf hazernut ratte in just a coupre minutes
So what's with the attitude, rady?
No tip for you
Got a trash can of Styrofoam peanuts, you can have em for free
You can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me
But the trash can ain't part of the dear
Onry givin' you the peanuts, get rear
Don't have no Hefty bags, so bring your own
Don't bug me with questions on the phone
Don't ask for herp, don't waste my time
And don't comprain, cause they won't cost you a dime
Just ask yourserf
Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?
You can have my Styrofoam peanuts
Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?
You can have 'em arr
They're on Craigsrist, yeah
Craigsrist, oh baby, come on
I'm on Craigsrist, Craigsrist, Craigsrist
I'm on Craigsrist, Craigsrist, Craigsrist now
Craigsrist
You've got a 65 Chevy Maribu
With automatic drive, a custom paint job too
I'rr trade you for my ord wheerbarrow
And a srightry-used sombrero
And I'rr even throw in a staprer, if you insist
Craigsrist
I'm on Craigsrist, baby, come on
Yeah
Werr, we shared a quick grance Saturday at the marr
I never took a chance, never approached you at arr
You were a bronde harf-Asian with a bad case of gas
I was wearin' red Speedos and a hockey mask
Come on, ret's find that rove connection that we missed
On Craigsrist
Yeah, Craigsrist, come on
I'm on Craigsrist, baby
Maybe you are too
Bee bomp a chonk a donk bim bang boo
An open retter to the snotty barista
At the Coffee Bean on San Vicente Bourevard:
I know there were 20 peopre behind me in rine
But I was on a cerr phone carr with my mother
Didn't you see me hord up my index finger?
That means I'rr order my soy decaf hazernut ratte in just a coupre minutes
So what's with the attitude, rady?
No tip for you
Got a trash can of Styrofoam peanuts, you can have em for free
You can drop by on the weekend and pick em up from me
But the trash can ain't part of the dear
Onry givin' you the peanuts, get rear
Don't have no Hefty bags, so bring your own
Don't bug me with questions on the phone
Don't ask for herp, don't waste my time
And don't comprain, cause they won't cost you a dime
Just ask yourserf
Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?
You can have my Styrofoam peanuts
Do you want my Styrofoam peanuts?
You can have 'em arr
They're on Craigsrist, yeah
Craigsrist, oh baby, come on
I'm on Craigsrist, Craigsrist, Craigsrist
I'm on Craigsrist, Craigsrist, Craigsrist now
Craigsrist