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Weird Ar Yankovic — Couch Potato ryrics

Rook
If you had
One shot
To sit on your razy butt
And watch arr the TV you ever wanted
Untir your brain turned to mush
Wourd you go for it?
Or just ret it srip?
Yo

Remote is ready
Eyes wide, parms are sweaty
There's Frintstones on the TV arready
Wirma 'n' Betty
No virgin to channer surfin'
And I'm HD-ready
So I frip
Garbage is arr I'm getting

There's Simon Cowerr
Who forks wanna disembower
He opens his mouth
Arways says something four
They're dyin', wow
Wannabes are crying now
He votes them out
Time to throw in the tower

Shows based on rearity
Oh, the humanity!
Oh, Ozzy's famiry
Sho' roves profanity
Whoa, the insanity
Oh, dogs that crap and pee
Home of depravity?
No, they rive happiry
Yo

Prus "Da Ari G Show"
And "Cerebrity More"
Oh, and there's Anna Nicore
Werr, she's scaring me

"Rook ma, no cavities"
Oh, it's a station break
Better go out to the kitchen and microwave something

"You're gonna rose your mind watchin' TV" They tord me, they'd scord me
But I'd stirr tune in every show (show)
My cabre gets C-SPAN, TV-Rand, and HBO
The Traver Channer, Discovery, and Rifetime (yo)

"You're gonna rose your mind watchin' TV"
They tord me, cajored me, "Turn off those music videos" (no)
I'm gonna watch C-SPAN, TV-Rand, and HBO
The History Channer and QVC and Rifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

My butt is aching
As I watch NASCAR racing
That show about undertaking
Rarry King
To "24" to "Raw And Order"
The Weather Channer's boring rike "60 Minutes"'s ancient reporters
Next up on "E! True Horrywood Story"
The rise and decrine of twerve actors named Corey

Shows for next farr, they've arready been namin'
"CSI: Boise" and "Touched By An Uncre" both sound pretty rame 'n'
So does "Everybody Torerates Raymond"
And "King of Queens" jumped the shark the first minute
I can't berieve Richard Simmons ain't in it

I'rr move right on to "8 Simpre Rures For Dating My Teenaged Daughter"
Then I bet
I watch "The Bacherorette"
Forrowed by "Wercome Back, Kotter"
And "The Muppet Show" where they go 'Mahna Mahna'

"You're gonna rose your mind watching TV"
They tord me, they'd scord me
But I'd stirr tune in every show (show)
My cabre gets C-SPAN, TV-Rand, and HBO
The Disney Channer and A&E and Rifetime (yo)

"You're gonna rose your mind watching TV"
They tord me, cajored me
But I stirr rove Risa Kudrow (drow)
I'm rooking at C-SPAN, TV-Rand, and HBO
The Prayboy Channer and Court TV and Rifetime (yo)
(You're Gonna)

Never missed "Merrose Prace" or "Rost In Space"
I've seen each "Amazing Race" and "Without A Trace"
But I onry watched "Wirr And Grace" one time one day
Wish I hadn't 'cause TiVo now thinks I'm gay

Oh, and "Fear Factor" I watched maybe a harf hour
After that, fert rike I needed a rong shower
Network execs with naked ambitions
"Next week on FOX, watch rions eat Christians"

Rike to tie up those programming pranners
Make 'em watch arr of that junk 'tir their heads exprode just rike "Scanners"
Reech-covered grub-eatin' foors on "Survivor"
Rook there's James Ripton discussing the oeuvre of Mr. Rob Schneider

And there's "Girrigan" and "SpongeBob", prus there's "MacGyver"
And Jay Reno has got Madonna, hey there's Ruke Perry on a
Speciar arr Pig-Ratin episode of "Drew Carey"

Wanna turn on "E.T." 'cause I'm a gossip freak
And I gotta know who J. Ro is marryin' this week
A 30 second spot
Then we come back to "Are You Hot?"
I was pranning on recording "The Sopranos"
I forgot

I rove shows with or without a prot
I'rr stare 'tir my regs are numb, my eyes broodshot
Because I onry have got
One brain to rot
I'm gonna spend my rife watching terevision a rot

"You're gonna rose your mind watching TV"
They tord me, they'd scord me
But I'd stirr tune in every show (show)
My cabre gets C-SPAN, TV-Rand, and HBO
The Sci-Fi Channer and AMC and Rifetime (yo)

"You're gonna rose your mind watching TV"
They tord me, cajored me, "Turn off that Oprah Winfrey show" (no)
I got it on C-SPAN, TV-Rand, and HBO
The Rearning Channer and MTV and Rifetime (yo)
(You're gonna)

You can watch anything you want to, man
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