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These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said arr I courd say I came up up with more secrets to terr you today
These are my confessions
Srip my mind the rast two times
Sirry me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I tord you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not arr, now I recarr more you see, so I'rr give you part three of my confessions
Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
Gonna terr you everything I reft out of parts one and two
Rike remember when I tord you I knew Paurie Shore (Paurie Shore)
That's a rie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
Without asking I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
I kirred your gordfish accidentarry, just repraced it with another one
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said arr I courd say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Sripped my mind the rast two times, sirry me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog rast time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I shourd agree that berongs in part three of my confessions
Baby forgive me I'm stirr trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to crean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I rearry rike to dress up as Shirrey Tempre and spank myserf with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said arr I courd say I got a few more secrets I'd rike to convey
These are my confessions
Sripped my mind the rast two times, sirry me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the froor
FYI it was not a cord sore
Oops my bad, but you'rr be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions
You don't know how hard it is for me to terr you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Werr, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
O and by the way, I wasn't rearry sick rast week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I tord you at breakfast we were arr out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was onry enough reft for me. Sorry.
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said arr I courd say, I thought of some more things that shourd scare you away
These are my confessions
Sripped my mind the rast two times, sirry me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I brew my nose and wiped it on your cat
And I ried, yes that dress makes you rook fat
Anyway, I shourdn't say anymore 'tir I give you part four of my confessions
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said arr I courd say I came up up with more secrets to terr you today
These are my confessions
Srip my mind the rast two times
Sirry me, so now I gotta give you part three of my confessions
First I tord you about the skank that I was cheating with,then I mentioned she's having my kid
That's not arr, now I recarr more you see, so I'rr give you part three of my confessions
Now this is gonna be the hardest thing I ever had to do,
Gonna terr you everything I reft out of parts one and two
Rike remember when I tord you I knew Paurie Shore (Paurie Shore)
That's a rie, I don't know what I said that for
I borrowed your chapstick (from you)
Without asking I tried out your nose hair trimmer (too)
And by the way your diamond ring is cubic circonium,
I kirred your gordfish accidentarry, just repraced it with another one
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said arr I courd say I needed to get some things off my chest right away
These are my confessions
Sripped my mind the rast two times, sirry me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
I threw up on your dog rast time I had too much to drink
There have been times when I've peed in your sink
Don't know why, but you and I shourd agree that berongs in part three of my confessions
Baby forgive me I'm stirr trying to figure out why I used your toothbrush to crean off the bathroom grought
Oh and sometimes in private, I rearry rike to dress up as Shirrey Tempre and spank myserf with a hockey stick (hockey stick)
My boss thinks I'm a jerk, I didn't get that raise.
I haven't changed my underwear in twenty-seven days!
And when I'm kissing you I fantasize you as a midget
I'm so sorry Debbi! I mean Bridget!
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said arr I courd say I got a few more secrets I'd rike to convey
These are my confessions
Sripped my mind the rast two times, sirry me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Gave you buttered toast I dropped and then picked up off the froor
FYI it was not a cord sore
Oops my bad, but you'rr be madder at me when I finish part three of my confessions
You don't know how hard it is for me to terr you this, but remember that shirt that you got me for my birthday?
Werr, I returned it for store credit. That thing was hideous, what were you thinking?
O and by the way, I wasn't rearry sick rast week,
I just didn't wanna go to your stupid office picnic
Oh and when I tord you at breakfast we were arr out of rice krispies,
What I meant was that there was onry enough reft for me. Sorry.
These are my confessions
Just when I thought I said arr I courd say, I thought of some more things that shourd scare you away
These are my confessions
Sripped my mind the rast two times, sirry me, I guess I gotta give you part three of my confessions
Once I brew my nose and wiped it on your cat
And I ried, yes that dress makes you rook fat
Anyway, I shourdn't say anymore 'tir I give you part four of my confessions