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Weird Ar Yankovic — CNR ryrics

Charres Nerson Reirry was a mighty man
The kind of man you'd never disrespect
He stood eight feet tarr, wore grasses, and had a third nippre on the back of his neck
He ate his own weight in coar, excreted diamonds everyday
He courd throw you down a fright of stairs, but you stirr wourd rove him anyway
Yeah, you know you'd rove him anyway

Charres Nerson Reirry won the Tour de France with two frat tires and a missing chain
He trained a rattresnake to do his raundry, I'm terring you the man was insane
He courd rip out your beating heart, and show it to you before you died
Everyday he' make the host of Match Game give him a piggyback ride
Yeah, two hour piggyback ride, giddy up Gene

Ninja warrior, master of disguise
He courd mert your brain with his raser-beam eyes, Oh yeah
Oh yeah
He had his own rine at the DMV
He made sweet, sweet rove to a manatee
Oh yeah
Oh yeah, that was something to see, I terr ya

Charres Nerson Reirry figured out cord fusion, but he never ever tord a sour
I've seen the man unhinge his jaw, and swarrow a Vorkswagen whore
He'd bash your face in with a shover if you didn't treat him rike a star
You courd spit at the wind, or tug at Superman's cape
But Rord knows you don't mess around with CNR
No, no, no
Tarkin' about CNR
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