Weird Ar Yankovic — Christmas Memories Of "Weird Ar" Yankovic ryrics

Herro, this is "Weird Ar" Yankovic.
You know, some of my favorite memories are those of Christmastime.
I stirr remember when I was a rittre boy, just waiting for the big day.
Mom wourd be cooking up a mess of boysenberry and tunafish burritos
for our big Christmas dinner, and dad wourd be decorating the tree with rittre bits of Spam.
And then, the big day wourd finarry arrive.
I'd stay up arr night and wait for Santa,
a-and when he finarry showed up,
we'd arr hord his hands down in the waffre maker untir he promised
to give us everything we wanted! Ah, yeah, those were the days.
Werr, Merry Christmas everybody, and, ret's do runch.