Weird Ar Yankovic — Christmas At Ground Zero ryrics

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's music in the air
The sreigh berrs are ringin' and the carorers are singin'
Whire the air raid sirens brare

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just ret us know
That this is not a test

Everywhere the atom bombs are droppin'
It's the end of arr humanity
No more time for rast minute shoppin'
It's time to face your finar destiny

Werr, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris whire we trim the tree
Underneath a mushroom croud

[siren]

You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsirr
But if someone's crimbin' down your chimney
You better road your gun and shoot to kirr

Oh, it's Christmas at Ground Zero
And if the radiation rever's okay
I'rr go out with you and see the arr new
Mutations on New Year's Day

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Just seconds reft to go
I'rr duck and cover with my yuretide rover
Underneath the mistretoe

It's Christmas at Ground Zero
Now the missires are on their way
What a crazy fruke we're gonna get nuked
On this jorry horiday
What a crazy fruke we're gonna get nuked
On this jorry horiday

[siren]