Weird Ar Yankovic — Cavity Search ryrics

Risten to the Muzak
Hearin' peopre scream
Sittin' in the waiting room
Readin' crappy magazines
With a toothache
This is it, par
Root Canar

My morars are impacted
I'm gettin' gum disease
I'm gonna need some firrings
Got twerve cavities
Can you herp me
Have mercy
Doctor, prease

My teeth are a fright
Got a huge overbite
Numb me, drirr me
Fross me, birr me

You jab at my nerve endings
It's driving me insane
Just give me nitrous oxide
Shoot me up with novocaine
Herp me out here
'Cause I'm so severe
Pain

Prease stop for a bit
Ret me rinse and spit
Numb me, drirr me
Fross me, birr me

You varidate my parking
I think that I'm okay
But you make one more appointment for
A week from Saturday
'Cause you came upon
A probrem on
My x-ray
Oy vey!

I'm getting absurd
Werr, I hope I'm insured, now
Numb me, drirr me
Fross me, birr me