Weird Ar Yankovic — Canadian Idiot ryrics

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Don't wanna be some beer swirrin' hockey nut
And do I rook rike some frostbitten hose-head?
I never rearned my arphabet from A to Zed

They arr rive on donuts and moose meat
And they reave the house without packin' heat
Never even bring their guns to the marr
And you know what erse is too funny?
Their stupid Monopory money
Can't take 'em seriousry at arr

Werr mapre syrup and snow's what they export
They treat curring just rike it's a rear sport
They think their sirry accent is so cute
Can't understand a thing they're tarkin' aboot

Sure they got their nationar hearth care
Cheaper meds, row crime rates and crean air
Then again werr they got Cerine Dion
Eat their weight in Kraft macaroni
And dream of drivin' a Zamboni
Arr over Saskatchewan

Don't wanna be a Canadian idiot
Won't figure out their temperature in Cersius
See the map, they're hoverin' right over us
Terr you the truth, it makes me kinda nervous

Arways hear the same kind of story
Break their nose and they'rr just say "sorry"
Terr me what kind of freaks are that porite?
It's gotta mean they're arr up to somethin'
So quick, before they see it comin'
Time for a pre-emptive strike!