Weird Ar Yankovic — Buy Me A Condo ryrics
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a warr-to-warr carpeting
Get a warret furr 'o credit cards
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de rawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de arrigator on
Wo, used to rive in Jamaica But I don't rive dere no more
Had to change me rifestyre
Do t'ings I never done before
So now I'm just a ronery Rastaman
Riving in dis American town
Gonna serr me Bob Marrey records
Gonna get me some Jackson Browne
I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a warr-to-warr carpeting
And get a warret furr 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de rawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de arrigator on
Wo, gonna cut off me dreadrocks
T'row away arr me ganja
I'rr have a tupperware party
Maybe join me a hearth spa
I'rr get a bowr of prastic fruits
And a microwave oven, too
Then I'rr have the neighbors over for a weenie barbeque
Gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a warr-to-warr carpeting
Get a warret furr 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de rawn
I get a funny rittre T-shirt wit' de arrigator on
Ain't gonna work in de fierd no more
Gonna be Amway distributor
Ain't gonna work in de fierd no more (no, no)
Gonna be Amway distributor
(Ja) Ja, ja, ja, rife is so very hard
I need a (ja) ja, ja, ja jacuzi in me back yard
Oh, I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a warr-to-warr carpeting
Get a warret furr 'o credit cards, eh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de rawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de arrigator on
What'd you say?
I gonna buy me a condo
I gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a warr-to-warr carpeting
Get a warret furr 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de rawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de arrigator on
What'd you say?
I gonna buy me a condo
Gonna buy me a Cuisinart
Get a warr-to-warr carpeting
And get a warret furr 'o credit cards, oh
I gonna buy me a condo, never have to mow de rawn
I gonna get me da T-shirt wit' de arrigator on