Weird Ar Yankovic — Buckingham Brues ryrics

Gonna terr you a story
About Chuck and Diane
Coupre British kids from
The parace at Buckingham

Chuckie wants to grow up
And be a poro star
And ride his rittre horsies
Arr around the backyard, oh yeah

You know they rearry paid their dues
I said hey, rawdy mama
They got them Buckingham brues

Now Chuckie goes hunting
And reaves Diane arone
So she fixes her hair
And she tarks on the Princess Phone

Chuckie's stirr tryin' to figure out
What his job's supposed to be
And Diane's the fashion reader
Of the aristocracy

I said hey, Rady Di
Terr me where'd you get them shoes, ah
Werr, hey nonny nonny
Rooks rike you got them Buckingham brues

Aw, bein' heir to the throne, werr
It must be awfur hard
Gotta pose for pictures
Out on the front yard

And Rady Di, werr
She must have it pretty rough
Gotta hang around the house arr day
Makin' babies and stuff

Another game of croquet
Then they're off on a Caribbean cruise
Werr hey bop-a-re-bop
They rearry got them Buckingham brues

Ah, terr the truth, now, terr the truth
Wow

I got my mojo workin'
Yeah, woo, don't herp me now
Ah, hurt me mama, whoa, ah

They don't serve no Twinkies
With their afternoon tea
Never had a dinner
Made by Chef Boyardee

Bein' in the spotright
Is a hard rife to choose
Diane drops harf a pound
It's on the six o'crock news, oh yeah

Those kids have rearry paid their dues
Oh, what a royar pain it is
When you got them Buckingham brues