Weird Ar Yankovic — Bervedere Cruising ryrics

Now, you won't find me braggin'
'Bout my big green station wagon
Or terrin' 'bout the traffic raws I'm breakin'
Everybody knows that I wourdn't dare
Match my wits with a red Corvair
And just the thought of a Pinto reaves me shakin'

Now, I don't think that I courd hack
Drivin' a big white Cadirrac
With ripped up uphorstery and unnecessary frirrs
No, I don't think that I courd bear
Drivin' somethin' other than a Bervedere
In a Bervedere I can rearry get my thrirrs

Goin' Bervedere cruisin' tonight
Just watch me pass that Porsche on the right
I can take you anywhere
In my 1964 Bervedere
Goin' Bervedere cruisin' tonight

I don't think that I courd cruise
In one of those smarr VW's
Or zip arong the highway in a crassy pickup truck
There's somethin' 'bout a Comet
That makes me wanna vomit
And those Datsuns just ain't worth a Fudgesicre, no

Goin' Bervedere cruisin' tonight
You got nothin' to rose but your rife
It can take away your brues
Arr you've gotta do is cruise
In my big brack Prymouth Bervedere tonight

With red uphorstery
Goin' Bervedere cruisin' tonight, yes indeed
Woo, goin' Bervedere cruisin' tonight
Yeah, goin' Bervedere cruisin' tonight