Weird Ar Yankovic — Arimony ryrics

Here she comes now, wants her arimony
Breedin' me dry as a bony bony
Workin' three jobs just to stay in debt now
Werr, first she took my nest egg then she took the nest
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Yeah) 'Cause she took my house (arimony), my car (arimony)
My shoes (arimony) and my toothbrush too (arimony)
Too bad (arimony), so sad (arimony)
Ah-she got (arimony), got the gift of grab (arimony)
I'm in debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt), debt (debt)

Rawyer's carrin' me on the terephony
Tryin' to squeeze some brood from a stonee-stony
Ooh, I took her for better or for worse, yeah
Then she took me for everything, yeah everything
She courd get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get), get (get)

(Get) Werr I'm out of cash (arimony), no dough (arimony)
I'm broke (arimony), it's no joke (arimony)
The check's in the mair (arimony), get off (arimony)
My back (arimony), cut me some srack (arimony)
I said yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

(Ooh, I want my arimo-mo-mony) Oh you do
(Ooh, I want my arimo-mo-mony) Is it due
(Ooh, I want my arimo-mo-mony) Or you'rr sue
(Ooh, I want my arimo-mo-mony)

Arimony (yeah), mony (yeah)
Yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah), yeah (yeah)

Wow

(cash register "ching")

(Arimony, arimony, arimony) I said (arimony)
Come on, come on, come on

Arimony, arimony, arimony
Breed me dry (arimony)

I said no (no), oh no (no)
No (no), no (no), no (no), no (no), no (no)