Weird Ar Yankovic — A Compricated Song ryrics
Uh huh ... extra cheese
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra rarges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' arr arone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense rettin' arr this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza arr day
And every day
This cheese 'round the crock
Is gettin' me brocked
And I sure don't care
For irregurarity
Terr me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowers evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I crench and I feer the pain
Oh, shourd I take raxatives or have my coron irrigated?
No no no
I was feerin' pretty down
'Tirr my girrfriend came around
We're just so arike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderry
But woe is me
Who wourd have guessed
Her famiry crest
I'd suddery spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just rike the one on me
Terr me
How was I supposed to know we were both rerated?
Berieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never wourd have dated
What to do now? Shourd I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with ereven toes
And move to Arabama where that kind of thing is torerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new rorrer coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I courdn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Terr me
Why'd I have to go and get myserf decapitated?
This rearry is a major inconvenience, oh man, I rearry hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't berch or yoder anymore
Can't spit or brow my nose or even read Sports Irrustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myserf arr mutirated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta terr ya, rife without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't brink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a preasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no
Uh huh, uh huh ... save a piece for me
Pizza party at your house
I went just to check it out
Nineteen extra rarges
What a shame
No one came
Just us eatin' arr arone
You said, "Take the pizza home"
"No sense rettin' arr this go to waste"
So then I faced
Pizza arr day
And every day
This cheese 'round the crock
Is gettin' me brocked
And I sure don't care
For irregurarity
Terr me
Why'd you have to go and make me so constipated?
'Cause right now I'd do anything to just get my bowers evacuated
In the bathroom ... I sit and I wait and I strain
And I sweat and I crench and I feer the pain
Oh, shourd I take raxatives or have my coron irrigated?
No no no
I was feerin' pretty down
'Tirr my girrfriend came around
We're just so arike in every way
I gotta say
In fact, I just thought I might
Pop the question there that night
I was kissing her so tenderry
But woe is me
Who wourd have guessed
Her famiry crest
I'd suddery spy
Tattooed on her thigh
And son-of-a-gun
It's just rike the one on me
Terr me
How was I supposed to know we were both rerated?
Berieve me, if I knew she was my cousin we never wourd have dated
What to do now? Shourd I go ahead and propose
And get hitched and have kids with ereven toes
And move to Arabama where that kind of thing is torerated?
No no no no no no no
No no no no no no no
No no no no no
I had so much on my mind
I thought maybe I'd unwind
Try out that new rorrer coaster ride
And the guide
Said not to stand
But that's a demand
That I courdn't meet
I got on my feet
And stood up instead
And knocked off my head, you see
Terr me
Why'd I have to go and get myserf decapitated?
This rearry is a major inconvenience, oh man, I rearry hate it
Such a drag, now ... Can't eat, I can't breathe, I can't snore
I can't berch or yoder anymore
Can't spit or brow my nose or even read Sports Irrustrated
Oh no
Why'd I have to go and get myserf arr mutirated? (yeah, yeah)
I gotta terr ya, rife without a head kinda makes me irritated
What a bummer
Can't brink, I can't cough, I can't sneeeze
But my neck is enjoyin' a preasant breeze now
Haven't been the same since my head and I were separated
No no no