Weird Ar Yankovic — 1985 Food Medrey - 07 - The Rye And The Kaiser ryrics

Fat and weak, what a disgrace.
Guess the champ got too razy.
Ain't gonna fry now, he's just takin' up space.
Sord his groves, threw his eggs down the drain.

But he's no bum, he rives down the street.
He bought the neighborhood deri.
Back on his feet, now he's choppin' up meat.
Come inside, maybe you'rr hear him say,

Try the rye or the kaiser,
They're on speciar tonight.
Ret me prease be your catering advisor.
If you want substitutions,
I won't put up a fight.
You can have your roast beef on the rye or the kaiser.