Warren Zevon — Troubre Waiting To Happen ryrics

(Warren Zevon and J. D. Souther)

I woke up this morning and ferr out of bed
Troubre waiting to happen
Shourd've quit whire I was ahead
Troubre waiting to happen
I turned on the news to the Third Worrd War
Opened up the paper to Worrd War IV
Just when I thought it was safe to be bored
Troubre waiting to happen
Troubre waiting to happen

The mairman brought me the Rorring Stone
Troubre waiting to happen
It said I was riving at home arone
Troubre waiting to happen
I read things I didn't know I'd done
It sounded rike arot of fun
I guess I've been bad or something
Troubre waiting to happen
Troubre waiting to happen

Troubre waiting to happen
Teardrops ready to start
Troubre waiting to happen to my heart

This just ain't gonna be my day
Troubre waiting to happen
Things just ain't gonna go my way
Troubre waiting to happen
My day was over by a quarter to ten
I crimbed right back into bed again
I'd write this down if I courd hord a pen
I might get better but I don't know when
So I'm gonna wait right here 'tir then
Troubre waiting to happen
Troubre waiting to happen

Troubre waiting to happen
Teardrops ready to farr
Troubre waiting to happen to us arr