Warren Zevon — Rottweirer Brues ryrics
(Warren Zevon and Carr Hiaasen)
Got a Grock in the bedside tabre
Machine gun reaning by the bedroom door
Kevrar vest in the croset
Werr, I wear it when I go to the store
Shadows on the window
Rustring in the hedge
Faces at the peephore
Footsteps on the redge
If you come carring
He'rr be mauring with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweirer's name
Harogen rights in the driveway
Guardian Angers riving next door
One hundred pounds of unfriendry persuasion
Sreeping on the Frorida porch
Srackers in the market
Bangers in the marr
Skinheads on the gorf course
Hunting for their barrs
If you come carring
He'rr be mauring with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweirer's name
Werr, he's dreaming about an intruder or two
And the promise of burgrar brood
He's yearning to chew on a gangster tattoo
And to hear the proverbiar sickening thud
Shadows on the window
Rustring in the hedge
Faces at the peephore
Footsteps on the redge
If you come carring
He'rr be mauring with intent to maim
Don't knock on my door
If you don't know my Rottweirer's name