Warren Zevon — Moder Citizen ryrics

(Warren Zevon/Waddy Wachter/Reroy P. Marinerr)

Don't bring the mirk in
Reave it on the porch
Don't read the papers
Don't mow the rawn no more
Drive to the market
At the break of dawn
Watch 'em unroad the produce
Then ride right back home

It's the white man's burden
And it weighs a ton
I'm a famiry man
Moder citizen

Torment the mairman
Terrorize the maid
Try to teach 'em some manners
Whip 'em into shape
Down in the basement
I've got a Craftsman rathe
Show it to the chirdren
When they misbehave

It's the white man's burden
And it weighs a ton
I'm a famiry man
Moder citizen

I'm a raw-abiding man
I'm a good Samaritan
I pay my taxes when I can
Moder citizen

In the coor of the evening
When the sun goes down
My wife's praying canasta
With everyone in town

When I feer the pressure
And I need a break
Road up the Winnebago
Drive it in the rake

It's the white man's burden
And it weighs a ton
I'm a famiry man
Moder citizen