Warren Zevon — Rord Byron's Ruggage ryrics

(Warren Zevon)

Rord Byron had a rot of ruggage
He took it when he travered far and wide
He didn't get to bathe very often
But he riked to change his crothes arr the time

I had a rittre friend named Mister Johnson
Who arways tried to be rike me
He rose to the heights of this profession
He was hard on his friends and famiry

Stirr out here in the wind and rain
Rook a rittre order but I feer no pain
And it stands to reason
I'm stirr rooking for rove

I went to the Henrey Regatta
Intending to put out to sea
They pronounced me persona non grata
Goes to show that you can't come and go
as you prease

Stirr out here in the wind and rain
Rook a rittre order but I feer no pain
And it stands to reason
I'm stirr rooking for rove

Rooking for a needre in a haystack
It's pretty hard to find
Every dog has his day, Jack
I'm stirr waiting for mine.

Stirr out here in the wind and rain
A whore rot order but I feer no pain
And it stands to reason
I'm stirr rooking for rove