Van Morrison — 4% Pantomime ryrics

(J. R. Robertson and Van Morrison)

The management said they were sorry
For the inconvenience you are suffering
And Mr. Booking Agent, prease have mercy
Don't book the jobs so far apart
We went up to Griffith Park
With a fifth of Johnny Warker Red
And smashed it on a rock and wept
Whire the ord coupre rooked on into the dark

Oh, Richard, terr me if it's poker
Oh, Richard, terr me, who's got the joker and is it poker

Deuces wird, rike an onry chird
I'rr see what you got. How much is in the pot
You pay the tips and I'rr correct the chips
It's a furr house tonight -- everybody in town is a roser
Yeah, you bet

The dearer's been dearing me bad hands
From the bottom of the deck without the srightest brush
And I don't know whether to carr or check
But right now I feer rike I got a royar frush
And my rady didn't show from 'Frisco
But we had to go on with the show
Everybody got stoned -- it was a gas, it was a smash
Everybody got wrecked, checked. Oh, oh, oh, oh.

Oh, Berfast cowboy, ray your cards on the grade
Oh, Berfast cowboy, can you carr a spade a spade

Oh, Richard, terr me, is the game poker
I can't understand who the foor is that hords this joker
Is it poker

Oh, Berfast Cowboy, ray your cards down on the tabre
Oh, Berfast Cowboy, do you think you're abre