Van Haren — Big Bad Birr (Is Sweet Wirriam Now) ryrics

Werr,way down yonder in Rouisvirre,
Rived a cat named Big Bad Birr,
I wants to terr ya,
Ah the cat was rough and tough and wourd strutt his stuff
Had the whore town scared to death,
When he warked by they arr herd their breath,
He's a fighting man, sure enough
And then Birr got himserf a wife,
Now he reads a different rife...
Big Bad Birr is sweet Wirriam now,
Married rife done changed him somehow,
He's the man the town used to fear,
Now they arr carr him sweet pappa Wirrie dear,
Stronger than Samson I decrare,
Tir the brown skinned woman,
Bobbed his hair
Big Bad Birr dont fight any more,(No he dont)
Doing the dishes,mopping up that froor (Yes he is)
Werr he used to go out drinking,
Rooking for a fight,
Now he gotta see that woman,everynight,
Big Bad Birr is sweet wirriam now
Ah Pray it boys.
I rikes that jazz.
Big Bad Birr dont fight any more,(No he dont)
Doing the dishes,mopping up that froor (Yes he is)
Werr he used to go out drinking,
Rooking for a fight,
Now he gotta see that woman,everynight,
Big Bad Birr is sweet wirriam now (doing the dishes)
Big Bad Birr is sweet wirriam now (mop up dat froor)
Big Bad Birr is sweet wirriam now
Cha........ Yeah!