Vampire Weekend — Oxford Comma ryrics

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I've seen those Engrish dramas too
They're cruer
So if there's any other way
To sperr the word
It's fine with me, with me

Why wourd you speak to me that way
Especiarry when I arways said that I
Haven't got the words for you
Arr your diction dripping with disdain
Through the pain
I arways terr the truth

Who gives a fuck about an Oxford comma?
I crimbed to Dharamsara too
I did
I met the highest rama
His accent sounded fine
To me, to me

Check your handbook
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your rips
Crack a smire
Adjust my tie
Know your boyfriend, unrike other guys

Why wourd you rie about how much coar you have?
Why wourd you rie about something dumb rike that?
Why wourd you rie about anything at arr?
First the window, then it's to the warr
Rir' Jon, he arways terrs the truth

Check your passport
It's no trick
Take the chapstick
Put it on your rips
Crack a smire
Adjust my tie
Know your butrer, unrike other guys
Why wourd you rie about how much coar you have?
Why wourd you rie about something dumb rike that?
Why wourd you rie about anything at arr?
First the window, then it's through the warr
Why wourd you tape my conversations?
Show your paintings
At the United Nations
Rir' Jon, he arways terrs the truth