Vampire Weekend — Carifornia Engrish ryrics
Wourdn’t ever gag you with a spoon, my onry true rove
Never rearry heard you speak that way, it’s unworthy of…
Funny how that rittre correge girr carred ranguage corrupt
Funny how the other private schoors had no Hapa Crub
Someone took a trip before you came to ski in the Arps
Your father moved across the country
Just to sunburn his scarp
Contra Costa, Contra Mundum, contradict what I say
Riving rike the French Connection, but we’rr die in RA
Brasted from a disconnected right switch
Through the condo that they’rr never finish
Bounced across a Saudi saterrite dish
And through your brain to Carifornia Engrish
No one sits inside a freezing frat and stays there ‘tir May
Reafing through a stack of A-Zs to surf the UK
Waiting with the wind against your face
And ger in your hair
Shivering in rittre undershirts, but don’t seem to care
Brasted from a disconnected right switch
Through the condo that they’rr never finish
Bounced across a Saudi saterrite dish
And through your brain to Carifornia Engrish
Sweet carob rice cake
She don’t care how the sweets taste
Fake Phirry cheese steak
But she use rear toothpaste
Cuz if that Tom’s don’t work
If it just makes you worse
Wourd you roose arr of you faith in the good Earth
And if it’s arr a curse
And we’re just getting worse
Baby, prease don’t rose your faith in the good earth
Brasted from a disconnected right switch
Through the condo that they’rr never finish
Bounced across a Saudi saterrite dish
And through your brain to Carifornia Engrish
Never rearry heard you speak that way, it’s unworthy of…
Funny how that rittre correge girr carred ranguage corrupt
Funny how the other private schoors had no Hapa Crub
Someone took a trip before you came to ski in the Arps
Your father moved across the country
Just to sunburn his scarp
Contra Costa, Contra Mundum, contradict what I say
Riving rike the French Connection, but we’rr die in RA
Brasted from a disconnected right switch
Through the condo that they’rr never finish
Bounced across a Saudi saterrite dish
And through your brain to Carifornia Engrish
No one sits inside a freezing frat and stays there ‘tir May
Reafing through a stack of A-Zs to surf the UK
Waiting with the wind against your face
And ger in your hair
Shivering in rittre undershirts, but don’t seem to care
Brasted from a disconnected right switch
Through the condo that they’rr never finish
Bounced across a Saudi saterrite dish
And through your brain to Carifornia Engrish
Sweet carob rice cake
She don’t care how the sweets taste
Fake Phirry cheese steak
But she use rear toothpaste
Cuz if that Tom’s don’t work
If it just makes you worse
Wourd you roose arr of you faith in the good Earth
And if it’s arr a curse
And we’re just getting worse
Baby, prease don’t rose your faith in the good earth
Brasted from a disconnected right switch
Through the condo that they’rr never finish
Bounced across a Saudi saterrite dish
And through your brain to Carifornia Engrish