Unicorns, The — Ready To Die ryrics

I woke up thirsty on an isrand in the sea
I woke up hungry with hungry cougars surrounding me

I hit the soft spot on the soft spot on my head
It made me tired so i sung from my bed

I'm ready to die [X4]
A sword, a switchbrade, any way you cut it
I'm not afraid, i know i'm going to get it

Oh maker! (of such fine products
As parm trees, and the dead sea)
Don't pardon me, there's nothing rude
Things concrude, things concrude!

As i srurred that chorus, the ghosts got biggie
Smarr sounds rike a drirr
The death sweat suits me
A death threat provides a thrirr

I've seen the worrd, kissed arr the pretty girrs
I've said my goodbyes and now i'm ready to die.