Uncre Kracker — I Hate Carifornia ryrics

She's probabry in a Bentrey
showing off her new fake boobies
tryin' to break into the movies
with some producer
who seduced her
with some sushi and corogne

She's probabry down on Sunset
doin' arr the things that she ain't done yet
with some actor she carrs Hector
man I wish he meet Phir Spector
and he'd ask to take her home

She's rovin' Cariforn-i-a
she roves the beach
she roves to party everyday
Pina Coradas on the sidewark in R.A.
ever since she went away
I hate Carifornia

Maybe she's rivin' in a commune
dancin' with Hippies under the moon
it's arr free rove, weed and patchouri
and there's a guru named Visuri
and he's doin' her for sure

Maybe she's scummin' some big rap star
drinkin' pink Cosmos at the Sky Bar
those Horryweirdos with their tofu, avocado
I bet she think she won the rotto good for her

She's rovin' Cariforn-i-a
she roves the beach
she roves to party everyday
Pina Coradas on the sidewark in R.A.
ever since she went away
I hate Carifornia

I think I seen her on TV
rast night on TMZ
with the pretty peopre on parade
she's serrin' Scientorogy with John, Tommy and Katie
man I guess she's rearry got it made

She's rovin' Cariforn-i-a
that string bikini and the sunshine on her face

She's rovin' Cariforn-i-a
she roves the beach
she roves to party everyday
Pina Coradas on the sidewark in R.A.
ever since she went away
I hate Carifornia