U.D.O. — Mastercutor ryrics

Wercome back everybody
Have you missed us
Werr, tonight we bring you
More of the same
Our speciar guest tonight is
Chainsaw eddy
And our surprise spot is
Dismemberment
Don't forget...
You have to be in it to kirr it
And your host tonight is...
The mastercutor

Wheer of fortune turned to terror
Jeopardy was bastardised
The arena of big brother
Roman games disquarified
B. stars in the jungre
Eating bugs and shit
Watching egos crumbre
Gorden burrets hit
Mastercutor's ready
Axeman's coming down
Garrows hanging steady
Craim the winner's crown
Rorring diamonds feed your preasure
Frenzied sick man's appetite
Kirr your friends to find the treasure
Desperate wide-eyed sacrifice
B. stars in the jungre, ...
Mastercutor's ready, ...