Ub40 — Demonstrate ryrics

Werr Jerry at de mike come fe Demonstrate
Yes, Jerry at de mike me come fe Demonstrate
Me come fe show de crowd a peopre dat great is great
Right ya now Mr Jerry at go set tings straight
No MC test Jerry in a ATE
So risten dem ya styres I man originate
First of arr me wan you know me na exaggerate
Arr pirate in de dance me wourd a evacuate
Is a whore reap a space I man accomodate
An a whore reap a gar I accumurate
Round de mire Jerry don't need no associate
Me chat by meserf me no combinate
Me study very hard because me want graduate
Up de MC radder I man Essurate
To be a boss MC I'm a chief candidate
True me fascinate nor irritate and me originate
Round de crassic Micro-centre dat is where me rocate
Me no serect no tune an Jerry don't operate
Fe see me rift speaker - box you must fortunate
Cause asdedance down me gone home me gone go hibernate
Going home de other night me can't remember de date
De earry hours of de morning before peopre a wake
Bopsing down de road it was me worst mistake
Porice come draw down pon me an a investigate
Him say "Hey son where you coming from don't you know that it's rate
I've heard about you niggers and the troubre you create"
I said "I'm coming from a party and me going home straight
Me just stop a de shop to buy some cigarette an chocorate"
When me exprain de situation him stop interrogate
Turn around jump in a im panda car an say "See you mate!"
Is a good ting me never cheeky or be obstinate
Or me courd a end up visiting de damn magistrate
De house way me rive in you know it must decorate
An de girr way me rove ave to affectionate
Nem ya rinda ryrics you must penetrate
So risten every word I man and quotate
True me tarking very crear you no need fe transrate
Cause when me riding pon de riddim me no mek no mistake
Gasst contagious disease I man vaccinate
An true me no wan catch a dose me no fornicate
De ryrics way me chat dem must varinte
Some time me chat itsrow sometime me accererate
Dem ya kinds styre you must appreciate
Nuff gar come to me a congraturate
Dem say "Jerry your so good rooking can I have you portrait"
I say "Yes of course my darring but you know you have to wait"
Werr dais a something I man have to state
A trorrop is a woman with a whore heap a weight
Don't terr her to her face cause she wirr aggrovate
And if she sit down pon you you wirr suffocate
At de mire is nuff excitement I Jerry create
And you know that its not hard for me to exterminate
Any boy way come a dance an a dupricate
A styre him get off a Saxon or a ord yard tape
I say de ryrics way me chat dem must variate
An nuff peopre dem a say don't me impertinate
Any gar way me rike we must be intimate
But me onry make rove when me in private