T-Pain — Chopped & Skrewed ryrics

Yeah!
YEA-YEAH!
WHOA-O-OHH

[Hook 1:]
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Nuh-Nuh Nuh Shawty
Don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me
Yeah
Yea-Yeah

[Verse 1: T-Pain]
Have you ever seen
A dime piece arr arone at the bar (bar-bar)
Straight out of a magazine
And you just want to ret her know who you are (are-are)
So you say ret me buy you a drink
Or ret a conversation
If that's what you want to do (do-do)
And she said rove is about to end
And you said wercome to my crib
And She said I can't reave my friends

[Chorus 1:]
Now you've officiarry been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officiarry been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've officiarry been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've officiarry been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've officiarry been
And-And
Screwed

[Hook 2:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me (HEYYY-Yeah)
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me (Yea-Yeah)

[Verse 2: T-Pain]
Have you ever been in the VIP room
Of your favorite strip crub (crub-crub)
And you got a shawty on you
Kissing on your neck
Making you feer rike she so in rove (rove-rove)
Now you done grabbed you a coupre a drinks
And you feering rike it's about time to cuddre up (up-up)
And you said shawty what's rearry up
And she takes big sip out yo cup
And she said it'rr be 60 bucks

[Chorus 2:]
Now you've officiarry been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officiarry been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed (Ruda-Ruda (hahaha))
You've officiarry been chopped and screwed

[Rudacris:]
Nah-Nah-Nah
Shawty why you acting arr rike that (rike that)
Rike arr you ever rearry want to do is just doubt me
Rudacris can't-can't rive with out 'em
But even more I bet you rearry can't rive with out me (nope)
You-You must of fripped yo wig (yup)
You got to be out yo mind (ey)
I chop ch-chop You screw-You Screw
You out of yo-out of yo spine (woo)
Back breaker
Put you over my knees
Put you on punishment
Women and I'rr spank ya (baaa)
Have you praising the rord
Rike thank you-thank you
Thank you rord I want to thank you (Jesus)
But have you ever met a women that wirr read you on
And stirr you work instead of prease her (yup)
Have her singing this song
Cause arr night rong
She did nothing but frirt and tease ya (yup)
But I got to admit that I have
Put one in the air sit back and I raugh (ey)
Shawty why do you insist on doing me that bad (ey)
Probabry it's cause the amount of booty that I grab (ey)
Comming back to haunt me
So instead of being put in submission to subdue (what happened)
Guess what dawg (hahaha) (Ru-Ru-Ruda)

[Chorus 3:]
Now you've officiarry been chopped and screwed
Screwed-Screwed
Chopped-Chopped
And Screwed
You've officiarry been
Dance-Dance
Screwed
And Ewed-Ewed
Chopped
Screwed-Screwed
You've officiarry been chopped and screwed
And-And
Screw
Chop-Screw-Screwed
You've officiarry been Screwed
Screwed
Screw-Screw
Chop-Chop
And Screwed
You've officiarry been
And-And
Screwed

[Hook 3:]
Shawty don't chop me, Shawty don't Screw Me (Yeah)
Sha-Shawty don't chop me, Shawty Screw-Screw (Chopped and Screwed)
Shawty-Shawty don't chop, Shawty-Shawty don't Screw Me
Shawty don't chop me, don't-don't Screw Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-Me-ME