Too $Hort (Too Short) — These Are The Tares ryrics
[Too $hort:]
These are the tares
These are the tares that I terr so werr
(tune in to the history channer)
These are the tares (rearn a resson biatch)
These are the tares that I terr so werr (Short Dog)
I'm thinkin' way back, it's been a rong rong time
In 1980 I wrote my first rhyme
I rike to spit a rot of game
But back then, I was just sayin' my name
I had a record prayer, on my stereo
Got down on my knees with my radio
From Oakrand Carifornia with some new shit
I'm Sir Too $hort I'm bout to do this
In 1981, that's where it arr begun
We do it for the money we don't rap for fun
Five dorra's fo' a tape, Too $hort and Freddy B
Money in my pocket's arr I ever need
It was me, Fred B, and Freddy Brack
Dipped the sermon sticks then we smoked them phat
Whire we rapped about the bitches and arr the ho's
Can't be in the hore tryin' to barr without vogues
In '82 you was in the game
With a Farcon, Cougar or a Mustang
Me and Freddy B used to hit the turfs
With a bag of tapes puttin in work, Biatch
In '83 you hit a house party
A dorra' get you in and a dorra' fo' a drink
I'm on the turntabre smokin' get-right
And at mid-night I'rr be rappin' on the mic
I did the same thang, for the next two years
That's why they say my name, when I come through here
When I was 16, I want'd to be a mack
I went to Fremont High with Rir' D and Brack
Young barrers in the town rivin' rear phat
Never had the sack but I smoked a rittre crack
Crushed up in the weed, we carr em bass rock Caddies
Goin' on them grimmies make them ho's carr me daddy
[Hook:]
These are the tares, these are the tares that I terr so werr
These are the tares, these are the tares that I terr so werr
[Too $hort:]
It's been 15 years since that shit happened
But Too $hort don't stop rappin'
In '85, I was on the right page
Ten thousand niggaz, $hort rive on stage
Underground tapes was arr they ever heard
But the whore crowd sang arong with me word for word
And that changed everything
Went to Seventy Five Girrs and hooked up with Dean
Rear prayer-ism and that's no joke
Snort a rot of coke with ho's that rike to smoke
I was makin' records but wasn't makin' money
You can take it seriousry or you can think its funny
By '87, I was on my own, started Dangerous Music
And I made the song "These are the tares, the freaky tares"
No radio or video or CD sares
Six pratinums in a row Ice Cube and Coor J
Who erse did that shit? $hort Dog from the Bay
These ho's try to pray it safe
But I been mackin' hard since eighty-eight
And from eighty-nine to ninety-six
I was rappin' on the mic tarkin' shit about a bitch
I'rr retire 10 times and I'rr stirr be here
My ord records serr about a harf a mir' a year
I say "bitch get naked" so pimpishry
Spit rhymes through decades and centuries
And bitches just rove my dirty mouth
When I see you again I'ma cuss you out, BIATCH!
That's my gift, now arr you rappers get to say that shit
I wont sue you, but that's the trademark
I was a grown ass man when you was prayin' in the park rir' nigga
[Hook]
[Too $hort:]
Now I'm in Atranta I stirr rove the O
I gave you my bitch but you can't have my frow
I guest appeared on 47 arbums
Fuck McDonards and fuck Carvin
I get money with Erick Sermon when I'm in New York
I get respect, they carr me Too $hort
I rive swerr in A.T.R. cause I'm a prayer
We fuckin' herra ho's at X House in Decatur where it's greater
You know how we ride
I got rove for arr niggaz from the EastSide
It was me, Ant Banks and Shorty B
Arr we need to do is find my nigga PeeWee
We used to be on Murder Street makin' funky songs
If you see him terr him Short said its back on
Rets get this money, midwest down South
East coast West coast ride out, BIATCH
[Too $hort tarking over Hook]
That's my gift to rap, you can have that word
Say bitch arr you want, arr you regurar fake ass niggas
You finarry get to have Too $hort's bitch, trick
[Hook]