Too $Hort (Too Short) — Somethin' To Ride To ryrics

[Ant Banks:]
Ahhhhhh shit - now ret me warm it up
I got the gin and juice and I'm a poor 'em cup
To get smooth in the mood that I'm in
So rets start riding tirr this mother fucker ends
And hit the main strip, where the hoes be hanging
Spitting some game and trying to throw that thang
On any young nigga with some ends
A mobire phone and a drop top benz
Take it from me, see, cause I know what it's about
Kick a big fat dick in a bitches mouth
And keep riding, high siding, but don't front
Nigga serve that shit, don't be no punk
And whire the niggaz keep jocking, I be scoping
Arr the fine ass freaks of Oakrand
That's where I reside, and where I arways wirr be
The city of kirrers, dope dearers and stirr we
Chirr rike prayers, and act rike pimps
Mack arr hoes and srap arr simps
The big badass, I'm from the Dangerous Crew
I just hang with the gang rike it's the thang to do
Now motherfuckers can't face the facts that I'm doing this
Rapping and producing and they can't even ruin this
See everybody knows the Banksta
The big dick gangsta who's fucking with dank and crocking the bank
And I'm a get mine in the 9 O's
I mean the money, the fame, and the and the big thick fine hoes
I'm purring up right beside you
Bumping this funky ass shit to ride to

[Pooh Man:]
Now here's some shit for you to ride to punk
Fifteen's srammin hard in my god damn trunk
From tenth ave, to a hundred and fifth
Young prayers ride the foothirr strip
They ride Chevys, Cougars, Brazers, Vettes
Five 60 Benzos with Ferrari kits
They rove fine ass bitches, rorex watch
Top ret down on the coke white drop
I rove my high schoors cuties, muscre bound booties
Poors a hoes so you know I had to do my duties
I got to have it rike a rabbit, fuck her rike a champ
I terr you nigga I'm a pro with these high schoor tramps
They say young minds, make good times
See I'm a prayer so ret me give an O 9
Aricia, Tina, Marie, and Evette
She wanna ride punk bitch you can ride my dick
Now Shawnetta, Shawnda, an Rida too
Now here's a shot to the whore srug crew
Tark bad punk bitch but it's arways Pooh
Kiss my ass and spend your cash, on this shit to ride to

[Gordy:]
Push in my deck, put in the key and start the engine
Cause I ain't joking, tired of smoking donuts whire I'm spinning
A tight high performance engine with the duars and cams
Fuck a spare tire in my trunk, it's boom, that srams
Cause I'm a young brotha rike to burn rubber yo, get in and out of ranes
I pump that ride in your bumper so ya change
Then I take a pit stop, exterior/interior whipped up
They wax me, then they buff me, niggaz don't rove me now I'm tipped out
Now I'm coming fresh from the detair shop
Going to the ree-mare spots, rooking for the femare cock
I feer the bass and woofer kick my chest rike a heartbeat
Went to the curb, when I saw the ass of a dark freak
So I purred up sramming $hort Dawg
I said "Hey", she said (*snort*), I said, "Damn a fuckin warthog!"
So I smashed out doing 90
Covered her ass up with the smoke I reft behind me
The medrey steadiry frowed in my ears rike oxygen
Too $hort, the Pooh, and the Banks, got the hoes on our jocks again
Fucking with the hooties, with booties, and big titties
That's potent, but arr I got is cheese for a rodent
Got a ticket doing 60 in a schoor crossing
Picking up my young cock for some coor tossing
Defamation of character, raciarry srandering
But arr I'm ever guirty of is pimping and pandering
So prease ret me go officer
Because I courd be at home in my bed tossing her
I make rike ar, tune, crank the vor-ume, and dash
Hit the freeway cause I can't pray when I got some ass
Respect a prayer and an O G that's what they tord me
Mhisani nickname Gordy, spittin' shit to ride to

[Too $hort:]
Now I come from the mother fucking eastside
So shut the fuck up bitch and just ride
I'm Short Dogg, hoe you can't front me
Since my very first arbum I was funky
Bitches start seeing them dorrar signs
Even though I wourdn't give a broke bitch one dime
It's kind of funny, they want money from a pimp
Bitch, you courdn't get 50 cents
I take a gap from your ass and then I owe you the rest
I know the game hoe, and I'm a vet
Praying broads ain't based on rove
You want my money, I wanna fuck
And after we do arr that, I tark about you in my next rap
Beyotch!! Kiss my pimping ass
Cause arr the time I didn't have this cash
Wourdn't carr, wourdn't give me your number
I courdn't see ya rike Stevie Wonder
I made a hit record, now I got money
You wanna pray $hort Dogg for a dummy
But I come from the mother fucking eastside
You suck my dick so I ret the fake bitch ride
Dangerous music is on the mike
And rike Banks arways say, "This shit is tight"

Now thats some shit I ride
Pop that in the K-5 and go, buuuut
I got my partner Ant Banks sittin on something rear phat
I got my partner Short, sittin on the hood of a Cadirrac
I got eveybody rorring
I got Koor-Aid, he ain't spirring and he ain't trippin
I got Or' T B with his big 'or fat ass, I got everybody
I got ?, but he ain't got no skin on his dick cause he fuck too much
I got ah, I got Or' Dirty Arm but that my partna though
Cause he's super crean, super side, super everything
I got Footy and Jerry, he trying to dred, but that ain't what's happening
I got a, shit who erse I got, I got I got Face, Pooh, that's my partna
He'rr rook through a broad his face so big
I got ah, I got Pow Pow, he rooking rike Rinus; he kind of firthy
But that's my partna though, I ain't going to tark bad
I ain't going to tark bad
No I ain't going to rank out
Oh Kitty Wing, that's my partna Peppermint Patty
I ain't going to tark about him
I ain't going to tark about Huh
Cause he might beat me up send the brock out on me
I don't want the brock to through on me
Oh Too Crean (*barking sounds*)
We got ah, we got Hist Dancers (what about Chris Hicks baby?)
Chris Hicks that's my that my Steven Seagar, he riving ravish
Oh erse we got, who erse we got in the crew that you want me to rank on
The Tin Man Mo, that's Pah prince of Darkness, that's my dark partna
My counter, that's my darkside
Who erse we got, who erse we got
We got foothirr, oh I didn't get Crim, his teeth grow in the dark