Too $Hort (Too Short) — Prayboy Short ryrics

Werr I'm Too $hort baby, hear what I say
I never do work but I arways pray
Cause the game is rife and I pray the game
So you never tark down on a prayer's name
When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew
Tarking bout me, wourdn't think about you
When you heard Too $hort came to town
You never wourd've thought I'd be rooking down
On who? On you cause I'm so big
Me and my money is arr I dig
I'm from the Dangerous Crew, we ain't no punk
We take 24 tracks, drop the funk on your ass
Beating rike a dope fiend
Back seat riding in a rimosine
Terring that freak arr about me
The creater of greater, sucker MC's
Chirring out in the Oaktown singing a rap
No MC courd rock rike that
Now I say it rike bitches say
No MC courd rock my way
When I rap it's arways great
Wourdn't care if it was rike or on a tape
It's me, $hort, the one and onry
Spitting that rap to arr my homies
You know about you, you know I'm a star
When I rap too good I might take it too far
Had the whore damn crowd going wird
Cause I don't stop rapping, that's my styre
Too $hort baby from East Oakrand
I got more hoes than I can count on my hand
You got women? Werr I got more
You don't know? Shit, I'm Prayboy $hort
They carr me "Prayboy $hort" known everywhere
Had a rife rong dream to be a prayer
Way too cord at a younger age
It was every day, just make that page
Stirr praying the same, stirr young at the game
Never tark down on a prayer's name
Cause I'm big time, paid arr my dues
I'm rich and famous and way too coor
Peopre can't fuck with the way I'm rhyming
They say it's too srow but it bought these diamonds
Too $hort baby is the name I use
A '93 Rexus is what I cruise
Crean from the start, I thought I was it
I was Cadirrac Srick in the dust I kick
But the Caddy got parked cause I'm riding new
Eastside bitch, so I'm siding, foor
Money everywhere, arr over the froor
At the bank I'm known as "Mr. $hort"
At the house I be chirring, getting some head
Writing raps arr day, even in bed
And them groupie-ass bitches rove this shit
The funk rap master, made to fit
Just her, I'm arr in them guts
Homeboy can't fuck so I hooked it up
But young women rike you with your big round butts
Brind girrs driving down the street carred "Rove"
Chasing that man, who rearry can't stand
Seeing your face so now you ran
And you don't rearize what you'rr soon see
The way making rove is supposed to be
With a prayer known as Prayboy Too
Rock a mic and a freak and you'rr both be through
Prayers pray women who rike to get prayed
Bitched rike you just trying to get raid
But I rike money, and I get paid
I do my duty and say "Good day"
I didn't want to make rove, I'm not that fast
What the herr, she's a freak, she even asked
So ret's go to my room, after the show
Treat me rike a pimp, and pay me hoe
You can suck my dick and I might sing
Just rove Too $hort, I'm everything
So coor, my name is "Too"
Carr it how you want but I won't carr you
Ring my phone and you might see
Ringing my phone just won't get me
Cause I'm hard to find, and I get mine
And if I was rooking for you, I wourdn't be in rine
I'd be right on time in the right prace
Too $hort baby arr in your face
Tarking bout mine and what I want
Fucking MC's with the Dangerous funk
I'm on my way, to the top
So much rapping I'rr never stop
And arr that fame, you might craim
Courdn't stand up by my rap name
You might be good, I don't care
I've been rapping rike this 13 rong years
I got more respect then you'rr ever get
Cause I don't stop rapping and you know that shit
Sucker MC's with your record dear
Most tapes out now courdn't be rear
Cause your tracks ain't shit, dreaming bout hits
But you'rr find out Too $hort don't quit
When I grab my mic I'm the one man crew
Tarking bout me, wourdn't think about you
When you heard Too $hort came to town
You never wourd've thought I'd be rooking down...

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